The Iron Throne as described in the novels, officially endorsed by GRRM on his blog as the most accurate artistic representation thus far. By artist Marc Simonetti.
What the fuck that isn’t safe
No, it’s not. The histories talk about how the throne is cruel to unworthy kings. Jaime would talk about how Aerys Targaryen would constantly be covered in scabs from sitting on the throne carelessly.
'No man should sit comfortably upon the throne'
It is meant to be an ugly, monstrous beauty. And several times during the books Joffrey cuts himself on throne.
I would fucking die.
Oh my god I’d be locked in the bathroom crying.
I would just move, fuck that
everybody get their lighters out, the house is going up in flames
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Welcome to Australia
this shit is scarier than paranormal activity
And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"
daisy meeting her new sister for the first time…. I think she likes her
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
Some of the best #ThingsTimHowardCouldSave memes on twitter.
remember when suite life had a hsm episode and no one thought maddie looked like sharpay
Client: Everything is looking really good. Can you go ahead and move the site to my server?
Me: Absolutely, I’ll send you an invoice and move it...
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
Rebecca I’m looking at you.